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Doc Roberts Should Not Wear Tights
Batman. 19-year-old co-eds. Robin Hood. Tinkerbell. Hanna Andersson. Mikail Barishnicoff. But not middle age men whose excersize consists of power walks from the front door to the car 12 feet away, barbecue grill wrestling and 12 ounce lifts. As middle age continues and more men trade in the Carrerra for a Towncar, a visual change is expected and appropriate. Plaid shorts, loafers and ascots are the proper attire, and actions such as driving 45 in the left lane of the freeway with the turn signal on are natural. But in no way and under no set of circumstances are tights allowed, perhaps even by law. It might be a law designed to prevent Spandex abuse. After all, any time you can hear Spandex screaming for mercy, you know it's on the wrong person.
BREAKING NEWS
OLYMPIC COMMITTEE SAYS NO TO NEW EVENTS
After a long and emotional battle, the International Olympic Committee has refused to recognize a new event for the 2012 Olympics in London. The sports of Endurance Resonator Guitar and Synchonized Trampoline/ Resonator Guitar playing will be disallowed. Jaydee BeeBee, one of the most promiment promoters of the new events, has vowed not to give up.
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